When Colleen asked me to go to the salon, I thought she meant "saloon"... Did you know that lassies spend MONEY to colour their toes nails with wee brushes? They were sittin' there for hours with their feet in little bathtubs talkin' about God knows what, whilst I was cravin' a pint. It is torture for a man really. If Claire ever comes home with toe nails of different colours and smellin' of lavender... I may just vomit!!
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