'Ello Sassenachs, T'is I, Pocket Jamie! The man of your dreams, the usurper of all your free time. I was told by some brethren that this "internets" thing is where to go to connect with people from far and wide. So far all I have done is gotten my plaited hair stuck in the "disc drive" and stubbed my toe on the desk... but fear not!, I have decided to hire myself a life coach to teach me the ways of the people from the future, all I have to offer, however, is a cask of my finest whiskey and a large bushel of semi moldy barley. The gent I talked to yesterday thought I was ravin' and called the sheriff on me. I am not sure as of yet what I did wrong, but next time I am bringing my dirk!
I have decided to get into this new trend called "selfies", which I am told is what people do these days. As you may already know, I travel a lot, so I will be documenting my adventures with this wee black box Claire calls a "camera". Also, make sure you keep an eye on my wee map - I will be updating my where-a-'bouts so as Claire can know where to find me... but you can use it too.... Lord knows I need some more loyal followers around.